Breakfast at the Hilton was such an elaborate affair, it’s worth mentioning. I think Jane will agree when I said that neither of us simply had the culinary palette or skills to tackle Malaysian and Indian breakfast foods. This Hilton does not cater to Westerners, but we played it safe between fruit, eggs, yogurt and pastries. Because this is a Muslim country, it’s illegal to bring pigs or pork products into the country. Jane saw lots of signs; I missed them all. Instead of pork sausage they had chicken sausage. In lieu of pork bacon there was streaky beef bacon. There were many foods I could never stomach for breakfast. There were also foods we couldn’t identify. Name tags didn’t help. Jacob was our driver guide today. He seemed to take his responsibility to us very seriously. We were given safety warnings, scam warnings, and toilet cleanliness reports. He really loves his job and it shows. First, the Batu Caves, a Hindu holy site and shrine built into limestone cliff ...